I was just at my neighborhood Denny's for dinner, and the manager asked me out on a date -- he wanted to "lay out with me at the North Shore". To be fair, he's an interesting individual, but he's my father's age (ick, ick, ick! That's so "To Catch a Predator"), and a restaurant manager! He was quite insistent and wrote his phone number on my receipt. I can't go back there.

The last guy who showed any interest in me was pretty old too, unemployed, and very creepy. And need I mention the homeless guy who hit on me last spring?

I'm not looking for a relationship or even a fuck -- I could care less frankly. Good friendships are worth more, especially so since I have a lot of things I want to accomplish in a short space of time. So what is it about me that attracts these people? Ugh. I'm going to have to start wearing turtlenecks and sunglasses everywhere I go. And letting my hair go greasy or something.