Well, I've somehow fallen into a stint of dogsitting once again. I swore I'd never do it again, but how can you turn down a dog that needs to be shot up twice a day with insulin and another that needs antibiotics? I get to play nurse to a pair of sweetheart dogs (Griff & BBG) while Sam and Steve and their kids are off on a Thanksgiving holiday cruise. Actually, I don't blame them. They got sick of the pressures of the holidays and decided just to blow the whole thing off. I personally loathe the holidays - if they came around once in four years it would be a different story - but it's so annoying to have them annually for what seems to be a full quarter of the year. I'm glad to be spending Thanksgiving this year with just two dogs - though I've already gone through all the episodes of Battlestar Galactica that they had Tivo'd for me (I was planning a marathon for that day). Now I'm stuck with the Antiques Roadshow and Rachel Ray (not to mention the looming pile of online work I ought to tackle).
Anyway, in the midst of dogsitting, I've finally tapped into my friend's highspeed network, and everything is fine with one exception. I can't send outgoing email. I can get it, it taunts me, then I can't send replies. I still have to drive home just to get a clean hardline to send my freakin emails. I even set up my own SMTP server on my localhost, but no soup for me. I'm either going to have to put on my gray hat and juryrig something to the chargrin of Cox (their cable provider), or write a web app to take care of it. The latter would be easier, but I'd hate not to have a local copy of my sent emails (yeah, I can cc then manually move the message to the sent folder - but come on, there has to be a more automated solution).
I've had to drive back and forth, and what should happen, when I have the life of a diabetic dog in my hands, but my car battery dies when I go to get a mocha at Starbucks, a pit stop before heading across town to pick up a video camera. I thought - briefly mind you since I don't panic about little emergencies anymore (having Hawaii on the brain does that) - crap - this is going to be expensive. This is happening because I'm about to make a major purchase, and this is going to blow my budget. Then I realized, wait, Everett interpretation, I get to choose my universe (okay, it probably doesn't work that way, but it's still tremendous fun to imagine).
I called Sam because I didn't want to have the death of BBG on my hands, and I hoped she could line up her mom to give BBG her shot. Sam was just about to leave on the boat, so this was good timing (freaky good timing). Sam called her mom (Camilla) and told her about my break down. Camilla called me, and offered to help. She runs a body shop with Sam's dad, so she was a conveniently good person to help out. I had to wait a bit (not complaining at all), fending off angry drivers from the neighboring parking space with a rickety shopping cart, but Camilla finally came with a rather imposing piece of professional equipment, a buzzing generator that can jump a car in about 2 seconds (my thoughts immediately ran to images of dank subterranean rooms, puddles of water and other substances, and sweaty, humorless interrogators). The jump was enough to get me to the parts shop, and I thanked Camilla profusely.
The battery I had was just a year old, by two days. The free replacement warrantly should have run out, which meant I should have paid a couple of bucks for the new battery (which are supposed to last 84 months). But, the computer liked me, and still gave me the free replacement to the surprise of the cashier (it's a good universe). They were going to replace it themselves, but said it would take awhile before they could get to me. I said that I wanted to replace it myself, and the mechanic guy looked slightly perplexed, then taken aback. "Are you sure?" he said.
I replied "Yeah" slightly annoyed, slightly arrogant "I've done it before." He looked me up and down, checking again to see if the lumps on my chest actually were breasts, then went and got a box of loaner tools. I went to work. I replaced the battery no problem. There are many things in life that are harder than working on a car, but most problems can be solved with patience and ingenuity. When I returned the box of tools, I got a big thank you from the mechanic guy. He was clearly impressed, and probably a bit relieved that he didn't have to lug another battery around that evening. It annoys me that so many women just let men do stuff for them - grow some spines! The world will be the better for it.
Anyway, this delay may have caused an interesting side effect. By the time I got to Fry's Electronics, located the camera model I wanted, then located a salesperson (a woman no less - a complete rarity at Fry's), the model was sold out. I had budgeted just for that camera, and I was determined to get a Canon. I guess they must get a commission, because she offered me the next model up for the same price (a difference of $50). Cool. This was my day for inadvertantly saving money.
Since I stuck with Canon, I later found out that the battery pack for the video camera is the same battery pack I have for my DSLR. This is a bonus, since I can take two batteries with me when filming, and have twice as long to film. Again, cool. Thanks for standardizing on a format Canon!
Another thing about the Everett interpretation - at my friend's house, I found a magazine insert lying around (Scientific American I think), that lists the various hypothesese for the structure of the multiverse. One of them is the Everett interpretation - and it was describe quite vividly as parallel universes that were snapshots in time and space. To move forward through time, the observer navigates to an adjacent universe. It's such a cool way of describing Everett.